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ShaxCat: Da Mere Chant of Vienesse Saussaggee

Mai fodder wantz to giveth mee awayeth. Hee sez my trueth luv mustest picketh frome threee bockexex. I hazz too goeth wit da boyeth who picketh MY bocks. I dont goez with know udder bocks. Yukketh. (P.S. Unbeeknowest too mai … Continue reading

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ShaxCat: A Kwartersomers Nite Dreem

I bees lyke da moth and I flys roun n roun. I tells my tail 4 all 2 hears. Da widdle boi he wheareth a grene kap. He kums from da spy-see Indean heir. He be part gumbo. An mixxes … Continue reading

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ShaxCat: Haf Dozenth Nite

O hai. Mee an mai boi kitteh twinsie haz gon down wits da big floatie thingy. Ai dont’s likz da watr. Iz to kewl. Ackulee it b two to kewl 4 mai kitteh fir. Mo ackuly it b phrezin’ mai … Continue reading

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