ShaxCat: Da Mere Chant of Vienesse Saussaggee

Mai fodder wantz to giveth mee awayeth. Hee sez my trueth luv mustest picketh frome threee bockexex. I hazz too goeth wit da boyeth who picketh MY bocks. I dont goez with know udder bocks. Yukketh. (P.S. Unbeeknowest too mai fodder, I’ze allreedy haz mee myeth trueth luv. Doez knot tellie fodder tho!!!!!!!!!)

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Too prinzez hazz kometh fromm a-phar awayeth too seize mee. I donz liketh ether of dem. Dey knot bee myeth trueth luv. Eye rolleth mai I-ballz att dem eache an portendeth to yak heir-ballz. Haa-rumpeth!!

Da frist prinze he choseth da shineey bocks. Hee bee wrongeth. Duh! Dat’s knot myeth!!

Da secunde prinze he chooseth da udder shineey bocks. Hee bee wrongeth. Duh! Dat’s knot myeth!!

Sew pharr sew goodeth!! O snapeth. hee :)

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Finallyeth!! L@@kie~~ Mye trueth luv doth kometh bye know. Hee picky hiz turneth nexeth. I taketh a quikee num-num breaketh. I kneadeth sum waltzy weineezz. o YUM!! Butt looketh outeth!! teehee. Gurl powereth!! ;)

I singeth outeth mye tootie noize too mai Byesoonest. Dat mere chant leadeth hym too pickie da korectt poopie bocks!! teehee. Haw! Hee bee two, two smarteth an donz pickie da nun-klumpie one!!! Dey bee shineey… P.U.

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Skylite wonts to xtrack a pan of flash from mye bee-luveth bestest luv pal Byesoonest! Dat knot too kewl. >:(   I showeth himm I kann portend too bee knot mee and maketh himm goeth awayeth. I bee fierceth lyke da boi kittiez… and ROAReth mai mere chant!! Hee bee scareth and runneth awayeth.

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Diss bee da endeth off mai tooder plaie. ;)

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