I bees lyke da moth and I flys roun n roun. I tells my tail 4 all 2 hears.
Da widdle boi he wheareth a grene kap. He kums from da spy-see Indean heir. He be part gumbo. An mixxes wit da pott of roux. He not know how he kameth mixt upp tho’. teehee.
Da okra boi’s not know whos wombe pod he cometh outta. Mizz Titanic she knows. But dues not tells. She makez da okra boi carrie her silkie wingz so dey knot touchie da forrest flore. She gitz madd at da King Obieronkeynobie. He takez da okra boi. He falls down on his widdle okra pod. And getz sum attenshion. Mizz Titanic getz bak da boi. And tells da King to fine hiz own okra boi. He not mezz upp her gumbo!!
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Da Puke guy fliez bye wit his sappy flour. And sprayz Mizz Titanic in da eies whileth she goes nappy.
She doth waketh uppeth and seez da bottom of da beastie thang. And her hart go thumpie thump. She luvs him. She not know he be a beastie thang. He not know he be a beastie thang. He know what girlies like tho’. teehee. He eatz da hay outta her hand. She lieks dat!! And she fluffies his donkee ears and shax the wax outta dem. He itchies his harry legg. She letz him has his weigh.
Den dey smokez sum hay an dey go nappy all happie likez. Den da Puke guy fliez bye agin wit anudder sappy flour. And sprayz Mizz Titanic in da eies while she goes nappy.
She awokes. And seez da beastie thangy. And getz all kitteh-yakk likez hurling hiar-ballz wordz and all at da poor beastie thang. He doth not has a kleweth. He knoweth she luvs him. She knoweth she luvs him knot. She fliez awaay.
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Da too cooples is mixt up. Dat darn Puke!! >:( He hath gone and missed ebreythang up!! He know good. King Obieronkeyonobie maketh him fixit dem to normale. But he goofeth!! He not fixit dem… He mizzed dem up all ober agan!!
Da frist boi he go o fooey at da frist gurl. And den she go o fooey at da secon boi. And den he go o fooey at da secon gurl. And da secon gurl she gitz rainey eies. Puke he feelz badd. He badd boi.
He fix dem lyke b4. Da frist boi luv da frist gurl. Da secon boi luv the secon gurl. C? Iz knot so hard to fixit. teehee.
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Den da Ammazahn Kween Ippolittical she comes out and sez we all b maryed 2day. She wit her King Dr. Theuss. Titanic wit her Obieronkeynobie. An da too’s boi-gurl cooples. Eferybuddy singz da Feeliz Menudosong Wite Weddin.
Da beastie thang he kums bak wit hiz freends an witout hiz beastie earz. He be manlyke. An dey makz a plai an pretendz to tell da tail of wot I has jest know toldeth u.
An hearin lieth da Dreem.
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