ShaxCat: Haf Dozenth Nite

O hai. Mee an mai boi kitteh twinsie haz gon down wits da big floatie thingy. Ai dont’s likz da watr. Iz to kewl. Ackulee it b two to kewl 4 mai kitteh fir. Mo ackuly it b phrezin’ mai furie azz.

Ai’s b partd frm mai bro. He go hiz weigh. Ai go mai weigh. Ne’r c each udder agin.

Ai’s flotz likez a gurl kitteh in da wahder. An lanz on da big sandie. But whr iz big plastik bocks? Ai ceez no poopie bocks. uhoh. Sum buddie spil da kitteh litta. It eferwher.

Ai b hungree. Ai wanz mee sum toona sum kitteh kibbie sum fluffie stringie bawly stuf too plaiz wit. Ai wanz mai own beddie bai, k?

Srsly. I kneeds mai own kitteh beddie. Ai donz slepz in noes kitteh littah. P. U.

Srsly. Dis kitth litth doth not efen klumpee. YUKKIE.

Ai sad :’( No mo twinzy.

–o–

o hai. i b back. Ai puts brake in seen. tehee.

Ai dress upp likz mai boi twinzie. Ai were’s a mustash an jack strap. An den ai gitz into da pallis. Da gurl katlady bees their.

She likz da boi kittehs. Ai bees da boi kitteh. She not know. Ai know. tehee.

Ai haz too meeowws liek a boi kitteh. O ROAR. snap. hee :)

@da pallis… Ai metz da katladie. She b nice. Ai lieks here.

Ai leafs her. An pertends 2 not kum bak. HA! She haz rainy i’z. Ai sezz ai’s kum bak anudder dai. K? Bai.

–o–

2 b kontenyewd… Dis b onlee da frist haf.

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