Driving in to work today I heard something I’ve never heard before on the radio… something funny. I don’t know if the two boys yacking are locals or syndicates so apologies up front if you’ve heard this one before.
Apparently they were waxing about the new in-shag being the “Retro Muff”. And how the said Retro Muff has its own shampoo called “Muff So Soft”. And how the said Muff So Soft smells “Minty”. And how the said Minty also comes in “Honeysuckle”.
So why am I repeating all of this? Because it’s funny I don’t have a car.
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